Category Archives: Surprise

The mirror trap

The mirror trap

There you are, chatting about the past.  Answering honestly questions about how you perceived things happening.  Suddenly the questioner doesn’t like how you saw things and begins to argue that it didn’t happen that way.  They see the most negative extreme of what you said and you meant something judgmentally void of right and wrong.  In an attempt to keep clarifying, you realize that it is going nowhere and just as you are about to give up on the conversation, they throw shit at you: “Well it isn’t like you never did something stupid?”

Suddenly your eyes narrow, your throat wells up and you’re pissed.  “We weren’t talking about me, sooo what does that have to do with what we were talking about?” you ask.

“I’m just saying….”  the other party continues looking smug.

I try to retrace the conversation aloud with the person to figure out where I missed a turn but they are so dead set on putting me down that they refuse to map out the logic.  My mind races to map it out alone before the emotion wells up enough to take away my voice.

step one: she asked my opinion

step two: I gave it to her, she seemed fine until I said that one thing

step three: I kept clarifying and she couldn’t see that what I said was just a neutral observation.

step four: the tables turned and now I am under fire.

step five: escape!

In reality I said something she didn’t agree with and instead of staying on topic, she was offended and responded with a verbal jab.  I guess what I thought to be truthful common knowledge actually wasn’t.  I so unknowingly offended her first and she fought fire with fire.

Moral of the story: don’t use examples that include the person you are talking to… use examples about other people instead.  If they are still offended by that, then just don’t answer their questions anymore.

 

Surprises

Surprises

So I love surprises. I really do. There has never been much going on in my life that would cause me to think strangely upon a surprise appearance by another person in my life.

That type of thinking has caused me much confusion. Since I am one to like surprises… I have made the mistake of assuming that others appreciate it as well. (do unto others as you would have done unto yourself). Well apparently, surprising people who don’t like surprises makes them think that you are suspicious of their behavior in some way. Like I’m always sneaking up on them to see what I can catch them doing.

So apparently… my surprising other people has lead them to believe that I don’t trust them. When in reality, perhaps, perhaps, since I surprised someone with my presence on their birthday for a few years in a row… then, I just figured they would appreciate it as much as I would have… had they ever done it.